I kinda tempted fate when I started the last post with “tomorrow might well feel different.” Shit, trying to be all poetic & whimsy, & now you’ve jinxed it haven’t you because I’m absolutely friggin’ fried right now. Everything’s going tits up & its all just too much. I want to get off (oooh not…
Category: dating diaries
The Leap
Hey honeys, I’m home!!! This blog home, but also home home. HOOOOOME! That’s what life feels like in this moment; home! Perhaps only this moment though. It might not tomorrow. It didn’t yesterday after all. Mainly because I’m reluctantly strapped onto an emotional rollercoaster, one that I’ve been an unwilling passenger on for the past…
Mr. Living Room
Since I got back from my Panama love triangle as lockdown was first setting in, I have been in self-isolation with precious little opportunity to rebound date or meet anyone new beyond the, even duller than usual, dating apps… “Hi, what you up to?” “Nothing, what you up to?” “Nothing.” Yep, lockdown is doing precisely…
Tedium: Day 37-41
The sun is ablaze once more & I tuck into some Tesco goodies on the balcony of dreams. My birthday has reawakened some long dormant junk food cravings so its pizza & rocky road for breakfast. I also might be comfort eating as a result of a heinous act the night before when I was…
Birthday girl: Day 24
I wake up on my birthday buzzing with excitement. I already knew the fridge was full of goodies so regardless of everything else it was going to be a good day. There were things in there I haven’t had for months so that’s exciting in itself. I get up & pour myself a mimosa &…
Sneaky date: Day 6
Funny walk last night. I managed to secure some much needed company by timing it to coincide with a guy I met on Tinder that lives locally, who walked me at a consistent 2 metre distance all the way to Sainsbury’s & back. Definite contender for one of the oddest date I’ve ever been on….
Tinder reunion : Day 4
Slow day. Got up marginally earlier but am still in my PJ’S so says it all really. Though it is Sunday so give me a break. Spoke to my Mum for Mothers Day & beat her in an assortment of online games whilst she drank some vino from the emergency supply pack I gifted her….
Dear St. Valentine…
I find myself single again this Valentines day but for the first time I won’t be pouring myself a large glass of self pity pinot. I am single firmly by choice. I ain’t even looking. Not really. I’m “on the apps” sure, but it’s gonna take a hella hunk to pin this sister down I’m…
1. Once Upon A Time…
Archive Alert: My Origin Story Has Left the Building I hate to do it. Truly. But it had to be done—for your own good. My origin story is now officially under wraps. Turns out, going into print comes with rules, and unfortunately “don’t spoil the entire book for new readers” is one of them. Who…
