COMING TO A SHELF NEAR YOU

IN A WORLD WHERE FAIRYTALES AND REALITY are in increasingly open conflict…

COMES THE TRUE STORY of a woman desperately trying to force one to behave like the other…

Meet Jade: reality TV veteran, professional disaster, and red flag magnet extraordinaire. Armed with a lifetime of rom-com wisdom and a questionable philosophical foot tattoo, she’s on the hunt for ‘the one,’ …only to discover the fairytale she’s been chasing might be the very thing keeping Sleeping Beauty asleep.

Pretty Messy Woman is Fleabag with even more feelings, Dolly Alderton with fewer friends and Carrie Bradshaw with a Boots Advantage card.

Basically what you’d get if Disney, Netflix and therapy had a threesome.

You’re welcome.

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Happy Valentine’s Day 💘 Part 3: Just spent 45 minutes moving Chapter 3 to where Chapter 6 was… Part 2: Formatting: the self-care routine no one asked for, but every document deserves. Part 1: Chapter due by midnight. I currently have 4.5 hours, a blank document, and the haunting memory of saying “should be an easy one.” once upon a time a girl tried to write a memoir while haemorrhaging and hating herself. then her boobs distracted her. the end. For the record writing a memoir isn’t romantic. It’s not peaceful. It’s not candlelit sessions with perfect prose flowing from your fingertips. Deleting a scene I loved because it didn’t serve the story. Hi, I’m Jade.

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