I’m a storyteller.
It’s the only thing I’ve ever been consistently good at and, after a considerable amount of time standing very still in my underwear for money, it’s the only thing I want to do.
Humour is usually my way in. But give me a subject I can properly sink my teeth into and I’ll find the angle, the voice, and the thing that makes people care. My work tends to have more going on underneath it than is immediately obvious.
What I’m open to:
Essays and personal columns, brand partnerships and collaborations, copywriting, ghostwriting, and anything else you think I might be right for. If you’re not entirely sure where your idea fits, ask anyway.
The most interesting ideas rarely arrive in neat categories.
Neither do I.

