Hey good looking,

If you fancy a natter drop me a message below & I shall endeavour to get back to you pronto (time zone dependent, absolutely no T & Cs apply)

Sames if you want to subscribe for updates.  Pop your email in box below & I’ll add you to the mailing list. You know you want to be first in line for the book!

Re. mailing list: No spam I promise; I’m vegan (mostly), & if I’m not putting it in my bod, I’m definitely not putting it in your inbox…

Hmm mm… that phraseology needs revision for sure…

Sentiment stands however. NO  SPAM, NO MA’AM.