Sooo… What Jade Did Next has gone and had a baby.

No idea who the father is, but I’m raising it alone with unreliable WiFi, and a rotation of oversized t-shirts with mysterious stains.

Say hello to…………. PRETTY MESSY WOMAN!

For the past (almost) nine months — how fitting — I’ve barely left the house, neglected all my vitamin D levels, and have been quietly working on my newest, biggest, most unhinged venture yet.

More deets coming soon but you best believe it includes a book!

Yes! A REAL BOOK. With words I wrote! Finally! Its. Happening. Yippeeeeeeeeeeeee!