Mr. Living Room

Since I got back from my Panama love triangle as lockdown was first setting in, I have been in self-isolation with precious little opportunity to rebound date or meet anyone new beyond the, even duller than usual, dating apps… “Hi, what you up to?” “Nothing, what you up to?” “Nothing.” Yep, lockdown is doing precisely…

Dear St. Valentine…

I find myself single again this Valentines day but for the first time I won’t be pouring myself a large glass of self pity pinot. I am single firmly by choice. I ain’t even looking. Not really. I’m “on the apps” sure, but it’s gonna take a hella hunk to pin this sister down I’m…

1. Once Upon A Time…

Archive Alert: My Origin Story Has Left the Building I hate to do it. Truly. But it had to be done—for your own good. My origin story is now officially under wraps. Turns out, going into print comes with rules, and unfortunately “don’t spoil the entire book for new readers” is one of them. Who…